Title:
Sorry to... Interrupt?
Fandom: Rizzoli
& Isles Fan Fiction
Author:
CN Winters
Characters: Jane Rizzoli, Maura Isles
Category: Fluff, comedy
Rating: PG
Word count: 2400 approx.
Summary: A little green-eyed monster surfaces.
Spoilers: None
Author's Note: For those who don’t know of
Rizzoli and Isles, here’s a nice primer on why they
make a great slash couple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuzc6l_kjEI.
Special thanks to Skeeter451 for the edit!
Disclaimer: All characters and situations belong
to author Tess Gerritsen, network TNT and anyone else
who has a controlling interest in the show. This is just
for fun.
Dedication:
This story is dedicated to my late friend Norma who
tried for a long time to get me to watch this show. I
didn’t watch it while she was alive but I caught up (a
little too late to dish with her). Anyway, this one’s
for you, Norm.
Sorry to... Interrupt?
Maura’s designer heels clicked across the floor of
the morgue. She made her way, manila folder in hand, and
gave it to the tall, brunette detective. The doctor took
notice of how the other woman’s chestnut curls
cascaded over her shoulder. The detective scanned the
papers inside and then put them under her arm with a
grin.
"As you see it’s the report as
requested," Maura said with a flirtatious glint to
her voice and a sexy smile on her lips.
"Ohhh, you are the world’s loveliest,"
the detective said taking her hand and kissing the back,
"...loveliest..." she said again kissing the
other hand, "...medical examiner."
Maura gave a schoolgirl giggle. Before either one of
them could speak another sound penetrated the room. The
noise of someone clearing their throat, rather loudly
and exaggeratedly, interrupted them. The two women
turned to see Det. Jane Rizzoli standing there, arms
crossed and an aggravated look on her face.
"Sorry to... interrupt?" she announced
sarcastically.
"Not at all. I was on my way out," the
other detective said as she gently let go of Maura’s
hands. She turned back to the M.E. "Our very
beautiful and intelligent Doctor Isles gave me what I
came here for." The detective playfully winked and
Maura blushed again at the suggestive tone.
"Seriously, thank you, Dr. Isles. I'm glad you were
able to take care of our overflow at the 14th," she
said with a chivalrous and grateful nod.
"You’re very welcome Det. Rivers. Anytime I
can be of assistance, let me know."
"I certainly will."
Det. Rivers gave her another nod and made her way
toward the exit where Jane was slowly making her way
inside. As they passed, Rivers gave Rizzoli a nod and
said, "Detective," in a short, almost
competitive, infliction.
Jane returned the gesture with a curt nod of her own
and made an exaggerated annoyed face that went unnoticed
by Rivers, yet made Maura grin. After the door had
closed completely, Rizzoli asked, "Gave her what
she came here for, huh? And what exactly did you give
her?" The callous tone still hung in her voice.
"Stop." Maura waved her off with a smile.
"Why is she here?"
"The 14th precinct has been extra busy, so I
offered my assistance."
"You know, you could bring her up on sexual
harassment charges."
Maura laughed. "What? For being grateful?"
"She’s more than grateful! She was all over
you!"
Maura paused and cocked her head curiously. She
examined Jane a moment. "You appear flushed. Is
your heart rate feeling elevated?"
"What?" Jane asked confused.
"Is your heart beating faster?"
"A little."
"Do your muscles feel constricted, like
tight?"
"Yeah."
"Do you feel warmer? Has your skin temperature
increased?"
Jane paused. "Yes, but what does this have to do
with anything...Wait. Am I having a heart attack?!"
"No. You’re just exhibiting physiologically to
an emotion reaction."
"Come again?"
"You’re jealous. Actually there are several
kinds of ‘jealousy’ – territorial, situational –."
"I’m not jealous! What do I have to be jealous
about?"
"The attention Det. Rivers was giving me, or
perhaps my reaction to that attention. Hmm, it’s odd.
I think it might be the former since you mentioned her
being ‘all over me’."
"I know I’m going to regret this question, but
why does that seem odd?"
"Well, men and women process jealousy
differently. Studies have indicated that there are
physiological measures that show different response
patterns between males and females," Maura said
with a great deal of enthusiasm.
Jane said nothing. She seemed to take a deep breath
and then blow it out slowly as her fingers impatiently
tapped the sides of her dress slacks waiting for the
doctor to finish.
"For example," the doctor went on,
"men were more responsive to sexual infidelity than
to emotional infidelity and noted increases for heart
rate, peak electro dermal activity, surface
electromyographic activity and skin temperature. Women,
on the other hand, were more responsive to emotional
infidelity then sexual infidelity. With you mentioning
the physical aspect of Det. Rivers touching me, your
jealousy seems to be more rooted in a discomfort of the
physical proximity, dare I say the sexual proximity, she
shared with me."
Jane heard the words and then said, "In
English."
Maura paused and thought a moment. "She got too
close to me for YOUR comfort. But then again, it might
just be the playful banter you witnessed her and I
sharing, which could be characterized as emotional
jealousy. Still, you mentioned her touching me before
anything else. "
Jane threw her hands in the air. "I’m sorry! I
didn't walk in here and expect to see a woman kissing
you!"
"Woah!" Sgt. Korsak said, his head half way
into the doorway. "I was going to ask what’s
taking so long, but now I know," he said.
"I found Det. Rivers kissing all over
Maura."
He exclaimed, "What?!" while Maura sighed,
"Jane."
Korsak quickly added, "I mean there’s nothing
wrong with that, Maura. It just...well... I figured if
any cop would be kissing all over you it’d be Jane
here."
"Hey!" Jane said indignant. Her hands
immediately went under her blazer jacket to rest on her
hips.
"Really?" he sighed. "You mean to tell
me you don’t know about the pool?"
"Pool?" Jane asked.
"What pool?" Maura added.
Korsak clammed up. "There’s no pool."
"Oh my god!" Jane shouted. "You bet
money about me and Maura hooking up?"
"No, not me. And for the record, hooking up
sounds so..." Korsak shrugged. "...temporary;
dirty. I’d say you two are in it for the long
haul."
"We’re not ‘in it’ at all!" Jane said
in frustration.
"Let me repeat: I didn’t place any bets,"
Korsak said.
"Did my brother bet?"
Korsak didn’t say anything, but finally answered,
"Tommy."
Jane rolled her eyes.
"Frankie, too," Korsak muttered.
"Oh for god sakes. Who else in my family is
laying down money I’m...laying Maura? My Mom?"
she laughed.
Korsak looked away guiltily.
"Ma too!? You’ve got to be kidding me! Who
else?!"
"It’s not my place to say."
"Well, since it’s a pool someone has to be
betting against it right?"
"I think it’s really a matter of WHEN it’s
going to happen and not IF."
"This is insane," Jane replied and rubbed
her forehead.
"Well, there’s nothing to ‘win’ at the
moment," Maura told him. "The ‘kissing’
wasn’t anything... scandalous. It was the back of my
hand for a job well-done. It was very gallant,
actually," Maura added and began to grin.
"What’s taking so long?" Frost asked as
he walked in to see the trio.
"Maura has a gallant girlfriend,"
Jane grumbled.
Maura opened her mouth to argue, but didn’t get the
chance before Frost started to dance around.
"Ha! I won! I won! I won!" he celebrated.
"So how long’s it been, Lovebirds?" he asked
looking between the two women.
"Et tu, Brutus?"
"Actually," Maura began, "it's not
Brutus; it's Brute. The line from Shakes-..." Maura
planned to continue, however, she noticed that Jane
looked even more irritated. "... is not really
relevant at the moment," she finished instead.
"Look," Jane continued speaking to Frost,
"We’re not lovebirds and I’m not the
girlfriend!" Jane complained.
"You’re not?" Frost asked.
"The lady doth protest too much," Korsak
muttered with a smile.
Frost looked utterly confused and said,
"What?" while Jane shot Korsak a dirty look
and muttered, "Oh, shut it, Vince!"
"I don’t have a girlfriend, period,"
Maura told Det. Frost. "Jane is under the
impression that she’s the only tall, dark female
detective I work with here who’s allowed to compliment
me or, well, touch me."
"I didn’t say anyone couldn’t touch you. It
was the WAY she touched you," Jane said.
Maura closed the distance and said, "Again, you
are not the only tall, dark female detective I work with
– primarily, yes, but not the only one." Jane
opened her mouth, but Maura simply put a finger over her
mouth. "HOWEVER," she stressed, "You are
the tall, dark female detective I love most."
Jane began to smile from under Maura’s finger.
Maura grinned too and turned to Frost and Korsak.
"Now what can I do for you gentlemen?"
"Conners," Frost said. "You said you
found something?"
"Oh yes, possible DNA in her teeth. I found
skin. She might have had chicken or she might have
fought her attacker. I’m running it now. As for the
lacerations around her wrists," she said handing
over the file, "I found some adhesive
residue."
"Duct tape?" Korsak asked as Frost reviewed
the pages.
"Possibly," Maura replied. "I’m
checking that as well."
"Thank you very much," Frost said politely
as he waved the folder.
"You’re quite welcome."
The three detectives began to walk away, but Maura
called out.
"Jane? I’d like to speak to you privately, if
you don’t mind."
Korsak and Frost smiled at each other.
"Somebody’s in trouble," Korsak said in a
sing-song voice. Frost chuckled softly as the two of
them left the room.
"Maura, look," Jane began once they were
alone. "Just forget what I said earlier. You can...
do whatever you want."
"I know I can. It’s one of the privileges of
being an adult."
"Yes. And – wait. Was that a joke?"
"Little one." Maura grinned and held her
fingers apart.
Jane visibly relaxed. "For what it’s worth, I’m
sorry if it seemed like I was... scolding you, like a
child. I just... I don’t know why it bothered me when
I saw Rivers in here..." Jane released a long sigh.
"It won’t happen again."
"Why?" Maura asked as she closed the
distance between them.
"Why what?"
"Why did it upset you, Jane?"
The detective shrugged.
"Think about it," Maura asked. "Why
did it bother you to see her holding my hands?"
Jane ran her fingers through her hair. "It’s
stupid," she said with a nervous grin before she
started playing with her fingernails.
Maura took her hands. "Please. If it upset you,
I won’t think it’s stupid."
"Okay, maybe stupid is the wrong word. Maybe...
creepy?"
Maura motioned to the freezers behind her. "I
can handle creepy. I deal with ‘creepy’ all
day."
Jane pulled away and started to pace. "I... I
feel like I should be the only woman who gets to touch
you like that. See? I told you. Creepy. Now here’s the
part where you say you’re an adult and you’ll touch
who you want, when you want and how you want."
"Why do you want to be the only one?" Maura
pressed.
"God, Maura. Are we going to be here all day
playing twenty questions?"
"Perhaps. Depends on how much stalling you
do?"
Jane put her arms around her, cocooning herself.
"Different question," Maura offered
diplomatically. "What was your immediate reaction
when you walked in and saw us? What did you feel?"
"Fear. I was... afraid I’d lose you."
"Lose me?"
"That I wouldn’t be as important. God! I told
you this was dumb. Can we just drop it?"
"Not yet," Maura replied. "How would
you lose me, Jane?"
Jane rolled her eyes at first. "If you had her
to touch then you wouldn’t need me touching you... and
I’d miss that."
"You would?"
"Yeah, I like touching you because... I think
you like being touched. It’s something you really didn’t
get growing up and... I think I’m pretty good at
it."
"You’re wonderful at it," Maura
complimented. "But the truth is, she kissed me
and... you never have."
Jane blushed slightly and said, "Is that a
complaint?"
Maura didn’t answer immediately. She took two steps
closer.
"What do you think?" she asked.
"No answering a question with a question,"
Jane replied.
"Fair enough." Maura squared her shoulders.
She took two more steps until they were less than a
ruler’s length from each other. "Yes, it is a
complaint."
"So are you saying...?" Jane looked unsure.
"Honestly, Jane, you mean you’ve never
wondered what it would be like to kiss me?"
"No!" Jane replied immediately. Maura’s
expression was unreadable. "Maybe." Maura
still did nothing. "Fine. Yes! I have. Okay?"
Jane looked away, but Maura reached out and cupped
her face to make her look at her.
"I meant what I said. There’re many tall, dark
detectives, but only one that I love."
Jane smiled and took Maura’s hands in hers. She
raised one hand to her lips.
"Ohhh, you are the world’s loveliest,"
the detective said taking her hand and kissing the back,
"...loveliest..." she said again kissing the
other hand, "...medical examiner."
Maura didn’t breathe. She didn’t make a sound.
"No girly giggle like Rivers got?" Jane
asked, sounding disappointed.
Maura shook her head. She didn’t utter a word. She
simply locked fingers with Jane and she pulled the woman
toward her as she leaned forward. Her lips lightly
snared the detective’s at first, but getting no
resistance, she increased the pressure and speed of her
kisses. When Jane released one hand and used it to
cradle the back of Maura’s head the doctor moaned and
deepened the kiss.
Jane felt Maura’s tongue lazily work its way into
her own mouth. As their tongues danced around each
other, the detective thought her legs might go out from
under her and this time she moaned at the arousal the
doctor was stirring within her.
Both women needed to breathe and they pulled back for
a moment, resting their foreheads on one another’s.
"Was that everything you imagined?" Maura
asked in a breathless sigh.
Jane uncharacteristically giggled and nodded. Before
she could speak though, another sound penetrated the
room. The noise of someone clearing their throat, rather
loudly and exaggeratedly, interrupted them. The two
women turned to see Cavanaugh standing there, arms
crossed and an annoyed look on his face.
"Sorry to... interrupt?"
"No problem, sir."
"Your partners are waiting for you,
Rizzoli."
"Yes, sir," she said politely. She turned
to Maura with a devilish grin and said, "To be
continued."
Maura smiled.
Jane’s thumb caressed the lips she’d just been
kissing. Maura knew the woman looked torn between
staying for another round of kisses and meeting her
waiting partners.
"Go on. Frost and Korsak are waiting for you
right now," Maura encouraged her. "I’ll be
here waiting for you... tonight."
Jane smiled even bigger since Maura was able to read
her so perfectly.
"Okay," Jane said before she walked away,
following Cavanaugh out.
"For the record," Maura called out, making
Jane turn around briefly. "You put Rivers to
shame."
"Yessss!" Jane hissed in whispered
jubilation and a fist pump.
The End
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